I am a total idiot. Really, I am.
I am actually contemplating going to dinner with Phil, my asswipe of a friend that stood me up many times before (see: Alone Again, Naturally) and his girlfriend. I totally forgot that Rose asked me on Saturday and now today, they are both text messaging me about it.
If, and this is a huge IF, I go, THEY are definitely paying. And I am ordering big ticket items!