The amount of the world's population with the gene for red hair is 4%. The Oxford Hair Foundation predicts that natural redheads may become extinct by the year 2100.
SAVE THE REDHEADS! I AM AVAILABLE FOR WEEKENDS, PARTIES AND SPECIAL EVENTS!
The cool cats and hot chicks in my life that sip martinis, drink cappuccinos and read bad poetry. We don't live a lifestyle, we live life...with style.
Shouldn't you get some kind of federal endowment as an endangered species? Maybe a posh penthouse somewhere?
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