Survey Time!

1. What is in the back seat of your car right now?
Nothing since I don't own a car.

2. When was the last time you threw up?
It's been a long time, I don't waste alcohol.

3. What's your favorite curse word?
Cunt.

4. Name one thing you bought today?
Not a damn thing.

5. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Sleeping.

6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Umm...oh how embarrassing...I was on this damn computer.

7. If you could marry any celebrity today who would it be?
Colin Farrell.

8. What is the last thing you said aloud?
"Let's go play!"

9. What is the best ice cream flavor?
Butter pecan.

10. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Orange juice.

11. What are you wearing right now?
Black T-shirt, black shorts.

12. Last food you ate?
Chunkie's homemade chili! Yum!

13. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
No.

14. When is the last time you ran?
Never.

15. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Entirely, the Superbowl

16. Last movie you saw?
"Polyester"

17. Who is the last person you sent a message on myspace to?
I haven't a clue.

18. Ever go camping?
No.

20. Do you like sushi?
Yes.

21. Do you have a tan?
No, as Marie Antoinette said, "If you have a tan, you work in the fields." I don't work in no field!

22. Do you drink your soda from a straw?
I don't drink soda and I don't use straws.

23. What did your last text say?
"R u workin at the rail 2nite? Luv ya mere"

24. Are you someone's best friend?
Yes! And damn proud of it!

25. Where is your mom right now?
Working in the Philadelphia school system.

26.What color is your watch?
Currently, black with a faux diamond skull and crossbones.

27. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
"Priscilla, Queen of the Desert"

28. Ever ridden on a roller coaster?
Hell yes!

29. What is your birthstone?
Emerald. Green, my favourite colour.

30. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Depends on my timing.

31. What is your favorite number?
"Three, it's a magic number. Yes it is, it's a magic number. Somewhere in that ancient holy trinity, you'll find three, it's a magic number"-Schoolhouse Rock!

32. Do you have a dog?
No. I may be getting an English Bulldog! Hope...hope!

33. What does your first memory of your brother involve?
No bros.

34. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Delio

35. Last phone call?
From: Joey G.
To: Yellow Cab

36. Are you allergic to anything??
Surveys. Achoo!

37. Favorite shoes that you wear all the time.
Black.

38. Are you single?
Yes. Thanks for reminding me that I am alone.

39. Are you jealous of anyone?
Envious, not jealous. There is a difference.

40. Is anyone jealous of you?
Of course, have you seen me?

41. Do you own an ipod?
No, I have something similar.

42. Do any of your friends have children
Yes, new one as of last Friday!

43. What do you work as?
Professional drinker.

44. Do you hate anyone right now?
No. Intense dislike, not hate.

45. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
29

46. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Yes and Rita and I are going soon!

47. How did you get one of your scars?
Playing "The Floor Is Lava" when I was a child.